#1 was a trucker who hit a guardrail
Someone tampered with his rig and his brakes failed
#2 was doing time in the county jail
Opened up a package that arrived in the mail
CHORUS:
She's got a real bad rep for knockin' 'em flat
Leavin 'em cold and tied to the tracks
but I don't care about none o' that 'cause I'm lucky #7!
#3 was a sailor who liked his booze
He was a lousy swimmer in his concrete shoes
#4 was a salesman, or so they said
WYLD UNTAMED GRETSCH GEETAR SOLO
#5 was a chemist from Portsmouth-by-the-sea
Now why would a chemist put arsenic in his tea?
#6 was an old man who'd always done his best
Get lucky!!